Speaking of funny, I think my dad is the most funny, with a smile on his face, his natural and occasionally come up to a few words of make people laugh.
One day, when you eat, suddenly a curiosity run out from my heart, I eat asked my father: "daddy, why the United States called the United States? Why Britain called? Why Germany is Germany..." Dad just right after the meal, ready to go away, a listen to these words of mine, immediately turned back, ice: "well, the scenery, beauty of environment, so that the United States; the British people are wise, so Britain; German people are moral, so called Germany......" Sister listened to, leaning back in his chair, laughter mother put chopsticks down, covering her mouth smile, mother also smiled from ear to ear, my mouth meal almost gush out, but dad said with a frown: "what's the matter, I don't speak right?"
My birthday this year, we together around the table waiting to eat the cake, dad suddenly smiled and said: "the pig, pig, pig happy birthday." I think is very angry, she played a dad, my dad is still in xi xi, I am angry because dad's words after listening to his mother said I am a "pig", and the meaning of the father is happy birthday "wish" I the little pig.
Daddy's humor is ubiquitous, is probably in the middle of this month, one day, a father eat good dinner, sitting on the sofa, on TV, playing with a mobile phone, enjoy the "triple fu", for me, ready to eat the rest of the crab on the plate. After a while, my father looked at me and looked at the cloth again, lenovo, suddenly said to me: "cloth, clean point." "Who is the cloth? Clean up the crab "you! Pig!!" I listened to a half-day finally understand, father means: clear the table cloth is used, the pig is always clean up the rest of the food, to think of me naturally became a bundle of rags and pig. My god! My dad's imagination is beyond time and space.
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