英语小品剧本

　　人物：追星A, 追星B，追星C，明星，车主 旁白 经纪人

　　旁白：A girl is crazy about a star called Handsome+人名. Even when she is asleep, she can dream that man.

　　A：(打哈欠)，I need to go to bed, I’m so sleepy.(打哈欠)——边走边说 (趴在讲台上睡)

　　(进入梦乡)

　　旁白：In her dream……

　　(上台摆两个凳子，A做一个)

　　A：Oh, it’s a fine day. (假装看天) (然后突然不经意的拿起一本书翻看)

　　明星：(上台)：Oh, it’s a fine day. (然后坐凳子)

　　(A看着看着书，就不经意的往旁边看，然后再看看书，突然感觉不对劲，在意外的往旁边看，看到了自己最喜爱的那个明星，十分激动，不敢相信这是真的)

　　A：Are you … are you that … super star?(激动地说不出话)

　　明星：(随意的回答) Yes, what’s wrong?

　　A: I’m your fan,super fan. Your photos are full of my bedroom, no, they are full of my house, including kitchen, living room, bedrooms, and… and toilet.

　　(激动，后面讲到厕所时，还有点不好意思)

　　(当明星听到厕所时，很惊讶)

　　明星：You are too…enthusiastic [in,θju:zi'?stik]. (有点嫌弃)

　　A: Can you give me your signature?

　　(讲到签名，明星就兴奋了)

　　明星：Ok ,of course!

　　A：(大声喊)Oh ,I will have the Handsome______’s signature

　　(突然，两个人跑过来，B把A给推开了然后两人问明星要签名)

　　B：Please ,please give me signature!!!!!!!

　　C: No, give it to me, to me!!!

　　(两人抢着，A一人孤零零的站在旁边，)

　　A: Why the result is this ?(抱头痛哭，边走边哭，然后走到睡觉的那个地方，恢复原来的样子，还有点啜泣)

　　A： Er? Where is it? Oh,it’s just a dream , but ,it’s a bad dream.

　　It’s too early, I want sleep.(又趴下去)

　　旁白：In her second dream, the scene is at the crossroads.

　　A: Look at the tall buildings, they like the …like the …I don’t have any adjrectives to describe them.

　　(明星上场，走在对面，也在欣赏某些东西)

　　A：Oh ,look at there, that man is like a star ! Oh ,Oh ,Oh ,(一次比一次激动)he is …..he is…..Handsome_______!I want his signature! But there is too much cars, What can I do? What can I do? I don’t care this any more, the signature is more important!

　　(正当他准备过马路时，车主做开车动作来了，将要撞A，A很害怕)

　　车主：Look out!

　　Aon’t come here, don’t come here!(闭着眼睛) (车主迅速下台)

　　(A突然站起来，睁开眼睛)

　　A：A dream .too? Oh, my god, Why do I always can’t get the signature? No, I must get it, sleep again! Yes ,sleep! But ,why do I stand here? I should lie in the bed. Whether these, I must go to bed and get the signature!(趴着又睡)

　　旁白：In her third dream

　　(明星在签名，A前面有B, C)

　　经纪人：One by one,Don’t be wrought-up

　　A: Yeah,I can get it at last. Before me ,there are only two people.

　　(到B)

　　B:I love you very much. My dreamlover.

　　明星：Thank you

　　(B下，C上)

　　C: Oh，I meet you ,can I hug with you ?

　　明星：Sure.

　　(两人抱了一下)

　　(到A)

　　A: I can get your signature in the end! I’m so excited

　　(明星面目有点难受的样子，手捂着肚子)

　　明星：Sorry, can I go to the toilet for a moment? My stomach is hurt a lot.(难受)

　　A: Yes, make yourselfe at home.

　　(过来一会儿)

　　A: Handsome_______ has gone to toilet for such a long time. Is he ok?

　　经纪人对A说：Sorry, the girl, Handsome_____ perhaps can’tcome here to give you signature, He is too hurt. He went home.

　　A: Ah? Why always me ? (伤心地离开，走到睡着的地方)

　　(突然起身)

　　A :Why always me ? I only want a signature~~ ai~~ What time is it now ? (看了一下钟，表情惊讶) It’s near 8 o’clock .I can’t arrive at the school on time! Oh no ,hurry up hurry up!