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搞笑英语话剧经典剧本《三笑三国》

剧本 时间:2021-08-31 手机版

  开场介绍: Ladies and gentlemen,let me introduct the actor. The first is zhaoyun,he is the most actor tonight.and his black brother zhangfei ,and there boss liubei .don't forgot the other side Mr cao,and his adviser JiangGan,and the most strong XiaHou Dun.At last,don't forget who behind the scenes ME----the Director.

  第一幕:人物,赵云 夏侯惇 曹操 蒋干

  旁白:就在刚才不久,一个黑大汉从曹操军中救出刘备之子刘阿斗,现在正向这里杀过来,他就是张飞!!!(赵云出场)Not too long ago,a black general saved the son of LiuBei ,Liu A dou.now,he is coming. His name is Zhangfei.

  赵云:no!本人姓赵名云,乃常山子龙也! no! my family name is zhao my middle name is yun and my given name is zilong ~

  (赵云从背后拿出一坨布,代表阿斗)

  赵云:看!这就是主公的最后一点骨血!刘阿斗!我从火场之中把他救出,而我自己的脸却早已……唉……化作焦炭!(顾影自怜状)look! this is the last blood of the boss ! liu e dou . i took him out from the fire ,but my face hane already ...ai ~.

  (夏侯敦挺着枪呈猫腰状杀出)

  夏侯敦:小贼,莫跑,要不然我就大开杀戒了(冲到) Children, stop there or i will kill you

  (赵云左手抱阿斗,右手与之搏斗)

  赵云:可恶!居然敢偷袭我!fuck,!! you bitch dare to attack me ??

  (二人装腔作势打斗数招)

  赵云:看我九阴白骨爪!!stop!! wait!!! one two three... nine dark white bone fingers!!

  夏侯敦:唔!(倒地) oh my gad i'm over

  赵云:此地不宜久留,还是快去寻主公!(下)yeah~ bitch i will go to look for my boss , goodbye~

  (曹操、蒋干二人上)

  曹操:没想到我们初次出兵便杀得敌人望风而逃!真可谓出师未捷身先死。长使英雄泪满襟! I didn't expect that we can beat the enemy with our first attack.


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