搞笑的小品相信大家都看过不少，以下是小编整理的英语2人搞笑小品剧本，欢迎阅读参考！
ASIDE：Tom is a professional dentist, he graduated from California University. He didn’t like working in hospital, so he started dens hospital. First day, this hospital starts working.
December 21st, 2014
In the dens hospital
（Jerry捂着牙，面目狰狞的'进入诊所，这时Tom与Jerry说话）
Tom: Hi, good morning.
Jerry: Good morning, doctor.
Tom: Yeah, what’s your name?
Jerry: I’m Jerry, nice to meet you!
Tom: I’m Tom, nice to meet you, too!
（Tom领着Jerry来到会诊室，Jerry坐在椅子上，Tom坐在桌子另一边）
Tom: Next, what’s your matter?
Jerry: I feel bad, my tooth is very painful, and I can’t bear it!
Tom: Let me see your tooth, you should open your month and say”Ah”.
Jerry: Ah~~~
（Tom拿着手电筒，在Jerry嘴里照来照去）
Tom: Yeah, your tooth is bad, I come to count it. One, two, three, four…Oh, my god, your tooth is very bad!
（Tom走开，Jerry起来并说话）
Jerry: Doctor, what should I do?
Tom: I think you should take your tooth, this is good idea.
Jerry: NO!!! That sound bad, I hate to take my tooth, it is very painful!
Tom: Oh, yeah. Although you dislike taking your tooth, you should take some medicine.
Jerry: That’s good, so what medicine should I take?
Tom: I see……（Tom翻药方书）You should take it（Tom指了指书）.
Jerry: “Aspirin”?
Tom: Yeah~~~~
Jerry: How much is it?
Tom: You should take it for three days, you give me 107 dollars.
Jerry: Unh~~~although it is expensive, I should buy it.
（Jerry掏兜，掏出107美元）
Jerry: Here you are.
Tom: Yeah, this is your medicine, you should come here after 3 days.
Jerry: Thank you, doctor, goodbye.
Tom: Bye-bye.
After 3 days
December 24th, 2014
ASIDE: Three days is past. Jerry took some dens medicine, but Jerry felt his tooth is very painful, he had to come to this dens hospital.
（Jerry还是捂着嘴进入诊所）
Jerry: Doctor, I think this medicine is no useful.
Tom: Why? Do you feel much better?
Jerry: No! I feel more terrible after taking some medicine.
Tom: Jerry, I must take your tooth.
Jerry: All right, I agree with you, you should take my tooth.
Tom: Yeah, you should open your mouth.
（Jerry张着嘴，Tom拿着个钳子，给Jerry拔牙）
Jerry: You should give me some local anesthetic.
Tom: I think you can’t pain, this time is short.
Terry: Yeah~~~
（Tom开始往外拽牙）
Jerry: Ah!!! Ah!!! Ah!!!
Tom: Do you feel painful?
Jerry: Yeah!
Tom: Don’t wrong, wait a minute.
（Tom使劲一拽，牙被拽了下来）
Jerry: Ah!!! It is too pain!
Tom: You should see your tooth.
Jerry: E~~~ this tooth is well, it isn’t bad.
（Tom舔了舔自己的牙，感觉不对，敲了一下自己的头，恍然大悟，猛然反应过来，奔向镜子。）
Jerry: Tom!! Doctor!!! You take my good tooth, my bad tooth is here.（Jerry指了指自己的坏牙）
Tom: Ah, really? Yeah!（Tom一种尴尬的表情，而又脑筋一转）Right! Your tooth is bad, this tooth is bad, too. As a dentist, I should take your bad tooth. Yeah? You don’t know this tooth is bad.
Jerry: Yeah~~~（Jerry一个无可奈何的样子）
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